Welcome to Murica; a reflection of our own United States in the multiverse.

Here climate change and cholesterol are outlawed, religion is mandated, and water has been replaced with gravy; A paradise, to be sure.

You are a border patrol agent on the great wall of Mexico. A good-gal with a gun keeping our electrolyte-fortified gravy out of the mouths of immigrants. But not today. Today is the first day of your week-long vacation.